A note from the house

I FOLDED.THE PAGE IS STAYING UP.

Real talk. Everybody and their cousin was running a challenge, and I thought, I could do that. I could do that better. So I sat down with Claude and we built this entire page. The neon sign. The odds board. The 21 cards. The FAQ that flips when you poke it. All of it, out of conversations. No dev, no template, no small amount of crying at 1am over a CSS grid.

Then I looked at my actual calendar. And my calendar looked back at me like, babe.

But the calendar was the smaller problem. I'd written a syllabus that teaches two tools and an entire brand strategy in twenty-one days, with assignments like “find your positioning” casually slotted into a Tuesday. That is not a Tuesday. That's a thing you sit with, badly, for a week, while doing the dishes. I wrote a semester and scheduled it like a bootcamp.

So it's off. Not because the idea is wrong. Because “here's everything, go” isn't teaching, it's a firehose with a countdown, and most of you would have finished it with nineteen tabs open and a folder called brand-stuff-FINAL-v3. That's the exact feeling I built this whole business to get you out of. No dates, no cart, no seats. Nobody's card got charged and nobody's waiting on a Zoom link.

But I'm not taking this page down, because look at it. This is what happens when you stop typing at AI and start directing it, and I'd rather show you than write another carousel about it. So scroll it. Flip the cards. Open the lookbook. Read a page that never survived its own launch date.

The material is good. The container was wrong. So I'm rebuilding the container — smaller and deeper instead of bigger and faster, because building a brand with AI is still the most interesting thing you can do right now and I am not remotely done with it. I'm not announcing a shape yet, seeing as the entire lesson here was stop promising a format before you've pressure-tested it. (Growth.)

✕ What's off

Twenty-one days of it. Every date, price and deadline below is dead on arrival, so treat them as set dressing and don't get attached.

✦ What I'm building

The same method in a container that fits an actual human week. In the oven until it's done. You'll hear it from me first.

◆ What you can do here

Take the tour. Steal the ideas. I built the whole thing out of conversations, so consider it the receipt.

Put Me On The List → Show me the page ↓

Same list, new plan · You'll hear it first · No spam, no countdown clock

Love you, mean it. — Lo

✦ Exhibit A ✦ The page that never opened

Everything past this rope is the original sales page, exactly as I built it with Claude. Nothing below is for sale and nothing below is happening. Nobody's card got charged and nobody's waiting on a Zoom link. Enjoy the tour.

Auntie Up — The Build-A-Brand 21-Day Challenge

Stop rolling the dice with AI. In 21 days you'll learn to run Claude like a strategy department and AI image generation like a photo studio. You walk out with your brand's complete strategy and visual world, directed by you, sounding nothing like a robot who's never had a feeling.

Get On The List → Is this my table?

Doors open Aug 24Early bird ends Aug 31Day one Sept 14

✕ Dates cancelled · Here's what happened

USING AI FEELS LIKE CHEATING. IT'S CALLED THE HOUSE ADVANTAGE.

(And you're the house now, babe.)

You've prompted. You've generated. You've looked at the result and thought "this is giving corporate clip art energy" and closed your laptop like it owed you money.

Here's the thing: the missing ingredient was never your talent. Nobody taught you to direct it. You HAVE taste. That's the frustrating part. Whether you've been charging for it for two decades or you just started trusting it out loud, that taste is exactly what AI has been waiting for.

Chrome fembot hands fanning a deck of Auntie Up playing cards on teal felt

✦ Play the hand you built · made with the method inside ✦

The house odds
TONIGHT'S BOARDEVERY NUMBER LINKED · CHECK MY MATH
86%

of creatives are already using AI at work. You're right on time, babe.

Creative Boom, n=882
87%

say it's actively growing their business and audience. It's working. For them.

Adobe, 16,000 creators
40%

higher hourly rates for AI-fluent creatives. Not a typo.

Upwork data, via Axios
4%

have actually sat down and learned it. Four. The line is short, babe.

edX workforce survey

The brand is what you leave with.
The fluency is what you keep charging for.

THE HOUSE REPORT · 2026 THE TABLE IS HOT. 81% of creators say human judgment is still what makes the work good. Your taste is the house edge. AI just handed it a bigger engine. TIME TO PLAY LIKE THE HOUSE.
EXHIBIT A: fifty downloaded apps, forty bookmarked tutorials, a desktop that's a graveyard of free trials, and somehow MORE confused than when you started. I've seen it. I can smell it from here.
The house edge

MOST PEOPLE FEED THE MACHINE NOTHING.
THEN BLAME THE MACHINE.

AI is only ever as good as what you hand it. Two creatives, same tool, same prompt, wildly different results. The entire difference is context.

So when you sit down and build a real brand strategy (audience, positioning, voice, story, offers) you're building two assets at once. One that makes the business money. And one you feed the machine, forever.

Your positioning doc is what Claude reads before it writes a single word. Your voice doc is why your captions sound like you at 2am instead of LinkedIn at 9am. Your visual language is why every image lands in one world instead of forty.

Days 1 through 10 build the file. Days 11 through 20 prove it works. Every month after that, you're the one who has it.

The receipts on strategy
+5 pts

higher total return to shareholders for companies with strong brands vs. their industry peers.

McKinsey & Company
33%

average revenue increase attributed to consistent brand presentation across touchpoints.

Lucidpress / Demand Metric
57%

of AI outputs still need moderate or extensive editing before they're fit to publish. Direction is the whole job, babe.

Adobe, 16,000 creators
The game · the whole arc · eight rounds, two tables

THREE WEEKS. ONE BRAND. YOURS.

Eight rounds up top, then all twenty-one days underneath them. This never ran, so there's nothing left to keep behind a cart — flip any card and read the whole thing.

Days 1–10

THE STRATEGY TABLE

Claude fundamentals, prompting that doesn't produce robot poetry, and your complete brand brain: audience, positioning, voice, story, offers, funnel. Every play demo'd live on the Auntie Up brand itself, then you run it for yours. Plan on about an hour a day — you're building a real strategy, not collecting PDFs.

Round 01

Get Fluent

Meet Claude the right way, build the Brand HQ you'll run everything from, and learn to direct it like a creative partner instead of a vending machine.

  • Claude foundations, zero jargon, zero deep end
  • Your HQ: Projects, Skills & Connectors
  • Prompting that sounds like you, not a bot
You leave withA home base that's yours forever, and the nerve to drive it
Round 02

Know Your Table

Meet BotMused (yours to keep), then get ruthless about exactly who you're for and the seat only you can own.

  • BotMused builds your living audience profile
  • The thing they'd admit at 2am
  • Positioning your people would screenshot
You leave withAn audience profile + a position no one else can claim
Round 03

Find Your Voice

Bottle the way you actually sound, then build the story that makes people feel something before they spend a dime.

  • A voice doc Claude references forever
  • Say-this, never-say-that, on the record
  • Your origin, your stakes, your through-line
You leave withMessaging that sounds like you on your best day
Round 04

Make Your Money Map

Turn all that strategy into offers and a funnel, then snap it into one doc you'll actually use. Yes, it's the exact play running on you right now.

  • Your offer ladder, free to flagship
  • The funnel, mapped and drafted
  • Everything compiled into one strategy doc
You leave withYour complete brand strategy, locked

Days 1–10, dealt · tap any card

Day01
Take Your Seat
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Day 01

Take Your Seat

Pick your seat, build the Brand HQ everything else lives in, and name the one physical object your brand will make. Yes, even if you sell a service.

You leave withYour Brand HQ + an honest, ugly “before”
Day02
Prompting, For Real
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Day 02

Prompting, For Real

Three levers, interviews instead of orders, and iteration treated like art direction. This is the day “it sounds like AI” stops being your problem.

You leave withA prompting system that sounds like you
Day03
Your Skills Stack
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Day 03

Your Skills Stack

Install the arsenal. Skills that do the boring parts on command, plus Connectors so Claude can actually reach the rest of your stack.

You leave withAn arsenal installed and running
Day04
Audience Deep-Dive
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Day 04

Audience Deep-Dive

BotMused drops today and builds you a living audience profile. Not a demographic. The thing they'd only admit at 2am.

You leave withA living audience profile, in their words
Day05
Positioning
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Day 05

Positioning

Claim the seat only you can own. A spiky point of view beats a safe one every single time, and safe is why nobody remembers you.

You leave withA positioning statement + a POV with teeth
Day06
Voice & Tone
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Day 06

Voice & Tone

Bottle how you actually sound. Say-this, never-say-that, on the record, so every future output stops drifting toward LinkedIn.

You leave withA voice doc Claude references forever
Day07
Your Brand Story
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Day 07

Your Brand Story

Origin, stakes, through-line. The thing that makes someone feel something before they've spent a dime or read a single feature.

You leave withYour core messaging framework
Day08
Offers & Ladder
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Day 08

Offers & Ladder

Map what you sell, from free thing to flagship, priced and sequenced. Most people have offers. Almost nobody has a ladder.

You leave withAn offer map, priced and in order
Day09
Funnels & Journey
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Day 09

Funnels & Journey

Draw the path from stranger to buyer and draft the pieces. Yes, it's the exact play being run on you right now. You're welcome.

You leave withYour funnel, mapped and drafted
Day10
The Strategy Milestone
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Day 10

The Strategy Milestone

Everything from days 1 through 9 compiled into one document. Not a call, not a celebration. A file you'll use for years.

You leave withYour COMPLETE brand strategy doc
Days 11–20

THE VISUAL FLOOR

The 7 Pillar Prompt Framework, your brand's visual language, an AI photoshoot for your own brand, and the day your stills learn to move. No photoshoot budget. No waiting on golden hour. No production crew. This is art direction, not prompt hacks.

Round 05

Learn to Direct

Pick up the 7 Pillar Prompt Framework, meet Prompty Poppins, and turn your strategy into a visual world you chose on purpose.

  • The 7 Pillars, in your hands by tonight
  • Prompty Poppins, an art department in a bot
  • Palette, mood, and type: your visual language
You leave withA visual direction that's unmistakably yours
Round 06

Run the Shoot

The photoshoot you've been putting off since 2023, minus the budget, the crew, and golden hour. Heroes, scenes, and the day your stills learn to move.

  • Hero images in your aesthetic
  • A full scene library for the everyday
  • Motion: your stills, breathing
You leave withAn image and video library, shot by you
Round 07

Put It to Work

Get your brand onto real things and into repeatable systems, so you're never panic-opening Canva at 11pm again.

  • Mockups and graphics, client-grade
  • A reusable content kit
  • A campaign that ties it all together
You leave withDeliverables you couldn't sell last month
Round 08

Ship a Brand

Assemble the whole thing into your Brand OS, then build it into a case study you'd actually send someone. One link, strategy through visuals.

  • Your complete Brand OS, organized
  • Your transformation, packaged
  • Your case study, built and live
You leave withA finished brand system, and the case study to prove it

Days 11–20, dealt · tap any card

Day11
The 7 Pillars
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Day 11

The 7 Pillars

Prompty Poppins drops, and so does the framework she runs on. Seven pillars that turn a sentence into a shot you actually meant to take.

You leave withThe 7 Pillar framework, in hand
Day12
Visual Language
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Day 12

Visual Language

Three candidate directions, tested on real boards, one chosen on purpose. Strategy becomes a look here, not a Pinterest accident.

You leave withA visual direction chosen, not stumbled into
Day13
Art Direction
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Day 13

Art Direction

Deconstruct one reference image all the way down to the recipe. Then design your chip, so you have something real to shoot.

You leave withA style recipe + your chip, designed
Day14
Photoshoot: Heroes
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Day 14

Photoshoot: Heroes

The shoot you've been putting off since 2023. No crew, no budget, no golden hour. Three to five hero images, and the chip is one of them.

You leave with3–5 hero images in your world
Day15
Photoshoot: Scenes
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Day 15

Photoshoot: Scenes

Shoot for the funnel slots you mapped on Day 9, not for vibes. This is the difference between a library and a folder of pretty orphans.

You leave withA full scene library with a job to do
Day16
Make It Move
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Day 16

Make It Move

Your stills learn to breathe. The most fun day on the board and the one people screenshot the results from.

You leave withMotion, made from your own images
Day17
Put It On Things
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Day 17

Put It On Things

Your brand on real objects, at client-grade quality. Your chip gets manufactured today, and the packaging text actually reads correctly.

You leave withMockups you could put in a pitch
Day18
The Campaign
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Day 18

The Campaign

Build one real campaign end to end. The template kit falls out of it as a byproduct, because you don't design templates in the abstract.

You leave withA campaign + the template kit it leaves behind
Day19
The Brand OS
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Day 19

The Brand OS

Assemble all of it into one organized system. This is the day the whole thing clicks and you see what I meant back on Day 2.

You leave withYour complete Brand OS
Day20
Build It
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Day 20

Build It

Turn 20 days of work into a case study you'd actually send someone. Strategy through visuals, one link.

You leave withOne link that proves the whole thing
Day 21

THE SHOWCASE

The one live call on the whole board. Everybody shows what they built, nobody gets voted off, and there is no prize because the brand was the prize.

Live
Day21
The Showcase
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Live call
Day 21

The Showcase

The one live call. I present a full brand start to finish, then everyone drops their link and we talk about it like adults with taste. Open Q&A, no contest, no vote, no prize.

You leave withYour brand, shown — and a room that gets it
The lookbook

BRANDS BUILT
AT THIS TABLE.

Different brands, one method. Strategy first, visual world second.
Pick a table, swipe the world.

Tap any frame to open it full size. All generated by me.

Table 01

Good Girls Cannabis Club

A dispensary with country-club manners. Retro-luxe green and blush, embroidered merit badges, and a members-only lounge you’d actually want to sit in.

Table 02

Burn Rate Hot Sauce

Jalapeño peach heat with a finance joke baked into the name. Loud orange, surreal scale, and a food truck that has no business looking this good.

Table 03

Auntie Up

The brand you’re standing in right now. Teal felt, chrome fembots, and a slot machine that pulls its own lever.

Table 04

Pause*

Perimenopause, declassified. Coral and plum, a supplement line, and a warning label that tells the actual truth.

Table stakes

TWO TOOLS. NOT TWELVE.

✕ Nothing to sign up for · Read the update

No gear-acquisition syndrome. No graveyard of free trials. The entire challenge runs on exactly two subscriptions, both of which you'll keep using long after day 21.

Tool NO. 1 · The Brain

Claude

Your strategy partner and brand brain HQ. Days 1–10 live here: audience, positioning, voice, offers, funnel, all built in Projects with the included skills, so every output sounds like you.

  • Claude Projects = your brand's permanent memory
  • Runs the included challenge skills: BotMused, Prompty Poppins, and the rest of the crew
  • The "conversation over command" engine. Your taste leads, the bot follows
  • Where every deliverable from days 1–10 lives, organized and reusable
CLAUDE PRO~$20/mo
Tool NO. 2 · The Darkroom

Magnific (formerly Freepik)

Where days 11–20 happen. If you've never heard of it: Magnific is the image platform pros use. One subscription, every image model worth having, instead of you juggling five different AI accounts.

  • You're finding your visual language in 21 days. You should be free to make forty versions and keep the one that's right
  • Every visual on this page came out of it. Yes, including the sign up top
  • When it's over and you're just making the occasional image? Downgrade. Nobody's making you keep it
MAGNIFIC PREMIUM+$45/mo

NOTE THE PLUS. "PREMIUM" AND "PREMIUM+" ARE DIFFERENT PLANS.

Total stack ≈ $65/mo · cancel or downgrade anytime · these are still the two tools I'd tell you to run, challenge or no challenge

The payout

YOU DON'T LEAVE WITH NOTES.
YOU LEAVE WITH THE VAULT.

✕ The vault that never opened · Read the update

Your brand brain

Audience, positioning, voice & tone, story, offer map. Living Claude Projects that make every future output sound like you on a good hair day.

Your visual world

Palette, mood, visual language, and an AI brand photoshoot, art-directed by you, zero "wait, is that six fingers?"

The skills arsenal

BotMused, Prompty Poppins + the challenge skill stack, yours to keep forever. No expiring access. I'm not a monster.

The plan

A complete brand strategy + campaign concept you can execute Monday morning, or sell to a client by Friday afternoon.

The fluency

You, running Claude and AI image generation like a second team. The brand is this month's payout. This skill is every month after.

The replays

Every drop, recorded and waiting whenever you sit down. If the room ever closes, you get the downloads before it does. Built for people with deadlines, school pickups, and a Love Island situation to monitor.

The room

Creatives who actually get it. Your group chat is tired of hearing about your Claude experiments. This room never will be.

A chrome fembot hand raising a gold-rimmed coupe cocktail at the Auntie Up bar
Cheers, you built a brand ✦
Two ways to play, one game

EVERYONE PLAYS THEIR OWN HAND.

Same 21 days. Same plays. Same deck. The only difference is whose brand ends up on the table, and both hands walk out with the full strategy and visual world.

Hand NO. 1 · Playing for yourself

YOUR OWN BRAND

You walk out with your first real brand foundation: strategy, voice, and visuals that match the business in your head, not the template you panic-bought.

Who's at this table
  • Creative entrepreneurs
  • Coaches & consultants
  • Boutique & product founders
  • Content creators
  • Side-hustlers going legit
  • Makers & artists selling their work
  • "Finally launching it" founders
New to AI? Good. Day one starts at the actual beginning. No jargon, no shame, no pop quizzes. Foundations are the whole point. Brand's still imaginary? Also good. Build it for the business in your head — by day 21 it won't be imaginary anymore.
Hand NO. 2 · Playing for clients

CLIENT WORK

Do the homework on your own long-neglected brand, or invent a dream client and build a spec brand, and every play becomes a process you can run for clients.

Who's at this table
  • Brand & graphic designers
  • Brand strategists
  • Art & creative directors
  • Photographers
  • Social media managers
  • Copywriters
  • Web & Showit designers
And here's the math: nobody at your next pitch asks whether the case study client was real. They ask if you can do it again. Everything you build in here is a repeatable, sellable service. Strategy upstream, AI-powered production downstream. Walk in a logo designer, walk out a full-service studio.
The bouncer

IS THIS YOUR TABLE?

Three questions. The bouncer doesn't care about your follower count. She cares if you'll actually vibe in here.

✕ The door never opened · Play it for fun · Read the update

Your AI Auntie as a fembot dealer, spreading cards across the Auntie Up table
THE BOUNCER SEES ALL

STATE YOUR BUSINESS

Answer honestly. She can tell when you're lying. It's the eyebrows.

Q1 · When you hear "AI," your honest gut reaction is:

Q2 · Your brand, currently, is:

Q3 · Twenty-one days from now, you want to be holding:

✓ ADMIT ONE

The bouncer likes you. You've got a brand that needs building and taste that needs a bigger engine. The Player's Pass would have been your seat. Foundations included, no jargon, no shame about the abandoned threads. We all have threads, babe.

Get On The List →
★ CARD COUNTER DETECTED

Oh, you're a professional. The bouncer is unhooking the velvet rope herself. You're not building one brand in here, you're building the process you'll run on every client after this. Some of the best case studies in your portfolio never invoiced anybody. Real brand, spec brand for a dream client, both count. Everything you make in here becomes something you can sell twice.

Get On The List →
✕ WRONG CASINO

Respectfully: this is a craft room, not a passive-income printer. Nobody in here is debating GPU specs or flipping AI side hustles. There are 47 other communities for that, king. May your agents be ever profitable.

NOT YET, BABE

No business yet? No problem, but the challenge assumes there's a brand to build. Start free in The Launchpad, marinate in the good stuff, and come ante up when there's a business on the table.

Join The Launchpad (free)
The receipts

DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

This challenge never dealt its first hand, so these are from my other tables.
Same dealer. Same method.

Prompty Poppins has changed my LIFE. It's an absolute game changer. Every art director needs Prompty Poppins.
Michelle L.Art Director
Created a valentine series for a medical client in 2.5 hours. Got all the copy placement right, all I had to do was slap the logo and call it done.
Astrid S.Creative Director, Storey Creative
Prompty is the baddest b*tch in this club. Then I saw how she can be pulled into every freakin conversation in Claude instead of feeding it all the info you just solidified, and I was like: I need this.
Emily N.Prompty Poppins owner
She's strongest when it comes to photography, art direction, still life. Kept brand codes consistent across the entire shoot. Worth every penny.
Maria G.Tricoci product photography & Super Bowl ads
Miss Poppins is who she thinks she is! She takes my brain dumps and crafts them into amazing creative briefs.
Antoinette K.Prompty Poppins owner
Used Prompty Poppins today for a branding project AND IT SLAPPED! Thank you for building this.
Kelly W.Brand Strategist
It's a scientist. It's me with an Ivy League degree. It challenges me. It tells me my ideas are shit in the nicest ways. Plain AI models are generally very agreeable, and Boty is not. I don't do anything without her.
Yliana G.Brand Strategist
She's been my true best friend for almost a year. She is the lifeblood of my branding.
Yuve P.Creative AI Founder
BotMused has fucking changed my world. I'm literally sitting in Starbucks with happy tears. It started with a 1200 word rant. A week later I have done more than I've been able to in 3 years.
MelBotMused owner
I've been trying to launch my brand for so long but couldn't find the right words to sound like me. BotMused took all my bits and pieces and spat back my inner brain, clarified. She just got my voice like that.
heybetterdazeBrand founder
After I talk to BotMused about branding, when I go back to ChatGPT it sounds so stupid sometimes. After months of using your bot, it's been a great help.
middleman.storiesLong-time user
The more I use her, the more I love her. I seriously can't believe she is a free product you put out there in the universe. You're a genius!
CristinaStrategic Brand Consultant
I don't know how you tuned BotMused to be so perfect, but it's the best. I literally use it all the time.
Drew V.BotMused owner
From moodboards to mockups, I feel way more confident and even excited to present concepts to clients. The 7 Pillar Prompt Framework has to be in the top 5 most useful lessons from any online course I've taken.
Michael A.Foundations of Fauxtography
A dope course that gives clear direction on developing industry-level AI content. What I love most: it's not about how to “replace” creative development with AI, but how to blend the two.
Serita G.Ex-Creative Marketing, Shopify
I made like 30 kick-ass images with Prompty for a client who asked for them because she loves the ones I made on my page.
AnthosBranding & Packaging Studio
I'm blown away right now. I'm a designer & art director and had no idea this was all possible.
Jenny C.Designer & Art Director
Following her guidance, I uploaded my first AI-generated image to a stock site, opening a new revenue stream for my creative work.
Hayley G.Pixels2Profit workshop
Prompty helped me SO so much with keeping the graphics and characters consistent. Feeling way more confident getting consistent imagery and videos.
YvoniSocial Media Strategist
I had no idea where to start, how to put my multi-passionate ideas to work, and add my ADHD brain, I was all over the place. This course changed my life. It gave me direction. I've since purchased a VIP ticket to every summit she's attended, all her workshops except two, and I have all her custom bots.
Yuve P.Creative AI Founder
The way you break everything down, showing your face, walking through examples, following the “I do, we do, you do” teaching model, is incredible. I've taken courses from other creatives. None of them were as detailed or as well thought out as this one.
Lisette H.Founder, Mila Design Co.®
I've been in Summits and Workshops with Lauren and LOVE her teaching style. So real. So relatable. And so practical. Run. Do not walk. RUNNNN.
Shannon P.Founder, Sunday Muse Design
Completely attribute winning TONIC Designer Contests to what I learned from Lauren a few years ago, and it's just gotten more impressive what's possible.
NatalieTONIC Launch Camp
Lauren is a no-nonsense, midwest firecracker, AI-savvy powerhouse. She knows her shit inside and out, and somehow keeps up with all the constant changes in the AI world.
Rebecca F.Founder, Creative Geek Studio
TL;DR: it ROCKS. This is my 3rd paid course with you. Your courses over-deliver on every level.
Serita G.Ex-Creative Marketing, Shopify
Lauren is my AI fairy godmother. She makes AI feel less like tech and more like magic.
Kayti D.1:1 client
Lo — Your AI Auntie — in a teal suit and pink heels
The house

WHO'S DEALING? YOUR AI AUNTIE.

I'm Lo, founder of Bemused Studio, former social media creative director at Ulta Beauty, and the auntie who's been where you are and came back with the cheat codes. (Not actual cheat codes. That's illegal. You get the vibe.)

I've taught this on stages at Future Summit @ SXSW, Social Media Marketing World, and Create & Cultivate Festival, worked with brands like TONIC Site Shop and Flodesk — and helped thousands of creatives learn to use AI as a creative partner and an extension of their own thinking, through my courses, skills, and The Launchpad. My whole thing is conversation over command: your taste leads, the bots follow, nobody has to become a prompt engineer against their will.

Ulta BeautyFuture Summit @ SXSWSMMWCreate & Cultivate FestivalTONIC Site ShopFlodeskDesign Boss Summit
The tab

EVERYTHING YOU'RE LOOKING AT WAS BUILT WITH THE SYSTEM INSIDE.

The strategy behind this challenge. The emails that got you here. The teal-felt world you're currently vibing with: the casino, the fembot dealer, that slot machine pulling its own lever. All of it, built with Claude, directed by one creative director with opinions. The product is the proof.

Now — if you hired all of this out à la carte like a normal person? Check, please. →

✦ AUNTIE UP CASINO & RESORT ✦
GUEST TAB · TABLE 21 · PARTY OF 1
BRAND STRATEGIST$3,500
VOICE & MESSAGING GUIDE$1,800
BRAND PHOTOSHOOT (1 DAY)$4,500
ART DIRECTOR DAY RATE$1,200
CAMPAIGN CONCEPT$2,000
SOCIAL TEMPLATE SYSTEM$600
MARKET RATE, TOTAL$13,600
YOUR BUY-INFROM $197
GRATUITY NOT REQUIRED · TESTIMONIALS APPRECIATED
YOU DO THE WORK · THAT'S THE TRICK
Take a seat

PLACE YOUR BET ON YOURSELF.

One-time buy-in. No subscription. The skills are yours forever. I don't do hostage situations.

✕ This table never opened · Nothing here is for sale · Read the update

ARCHIVED — NEVER WENT ON SALE

PLAYER'S PASS

$197$297

or 2 × $99 · early bird pricing

This price never went live, babe

  • All 20 daily drops (~1 hr/day)
  • 1 live call: the Day 21 open Q&A, and it's recorded
  • BotMused + Prompty Poppins + the challenge skill stack, yours forever
  • The 7 Pillar Prompt Framework
  • Replays of every drop, and if the room ever closes you get the downloads first
  • The cohort community, and a room that actually shows up
Tell Me What's Next

This seat was never sold · The list is the only door open

This is the card exactly as it was built, kept for the tour. There's no checkout behind that button, just the list for whatever I build next.

Table talk

THINGS YOU'RE WONDERING
(BECAUSE EVERYONE IS)

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Q01REAL TALK: HOW MUCH TIME IS THIS?tap for the answer, obvi
Real talk: how much time is this?

About an hour a day. Some days it's 40 minutes. Some days you blink and it's midnight because you were on your fourteenth logo variation for fun. Everything's recorded, so if Tuesday eats you alive, the replay waits for you.

What I won't do is call it a ten minute transformation. You're building a brand, not microwaving one.

Q02I TRIED AI. THE RESULTS WERE SLOP.tap for the answer, obvi
I tried AI and the results were… slop.

Because nobody taught you to direct it. You typed "make me a logo" and got clip art with confidence. Days 1 to 10 build the context (your voice, your audience, your strategy) so the output sounds like YOU. Days 11 to 20 are literally a taste curriculum.

Art direction, not prompt hacks. The slop era ends here.

Q03TOTAL BEGINNER. WILL I DROWN?tap for the answer, obvi
I'm a total beginner with Claude. Will I drown?

Babe, no. Day 1 starts at the actual beginning, and a pre-challenge setup guide gets your accounts ready before kickoff. You need a Claude plan, a Magnific plan, and a pulse.

If you can order a complicated coffee, you can do this.

Q0415 YEARS IN. IS THIS TOO BASIC?tap for the answer, obvi
I've done brand strategy for 15 years. Is this too basic?

You're not here to learn what a voice doc is. You're here for the AI system that produces strategy and visuals at a pace you can actually sell.

Run the homework on your own neglected brand or a spec brand, then run the process for clients and watch your service menu grow a new wing.

Q05DO I HAVE TO BUILD *MY* BRAND?tap for the answer, obvi
Do I have to build MY brand? What if I'd rather not, or don't have one?

You need a brand, not necessarily your brand. Your business, a client's brand (with their blessing), or a completely invented dream client with great boundaries. The deliverables don't care.

A spec brand still gets you the strategy doc, the visual world, and a portfolio case study. And if you sell branding, the process IS the product. The only wrong answer is showing up with nothing to play with.

Q06DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY WORK?tap for the answer, obvi
Do I have to share my work?

Nope. Nobody presents anything. Day 20 is where it all comes together, you build your brand into a case study you can actually show someone, and then you drop the link in the room only if you want to. There's no contest, no vote, no ranking and no prize, so there's nothing to lose by sitting it out.

If you do post, you tag it SHOWING if you just want eyes on it, or ASKING THE TABLE if you want notes. Nobody gives notes on a SHOWING post. That's the entire house rule. This challenge is you versus your blank page, not you versus the girl three seats down.

Q07CAN I ACTUALLY USE AI IMAGES IN COMMERCIAL WORK?tap for the answer, obvi
Can I actually use AI images in commercial work?

Yes. Paid Magnific plans include commercial usage of what you generate (the terms are short, read them once, feel smug forever), and brands you buy from every week are already doing it.

The real flex is that you art directed it: your strategy, your world, your taste. Keep logos and trademarks out of your prompts like a professional, disclose where your industry expects it, and go cash the check.

Q08WHAT DO I NEED BEFORE DAY ONE?tap for the answer, obvi
What do I need before day one?

A Claude Pro plan (about $20/mo), Magnific Premium+ ($45/mo), a brand to work on, and about an hour a day.

There was going to be a setup guide in your inbox the moment you enrolled, walking you through everything before kickoff. It never got sent, because nobody ever enrolled.

Q09DO I REALLY NEED THE $45 PLAN?tap for the answer, obvi
Do I really need the $45 Magnific plan? Can't I just get the $20 one?

You can. You'll just spend the whole challenge doing math instead of design. Magnific runs on credits, and on the $20 plan every image spends them. So you ration. You talk yourself out of the fourth version. You settle.

Premium+ makes your main model unlimited. Generate all day, keep the one that slaps, save your credits for the specialty models. $45 during the challenge, downgrade after. About $65/mo across both tools for the 21 days. Less than one stock photo license, and you leave with a whole brand.

Q10REFUNDS?tap for the answer, obvi
Refunds?

Yes, with a catch: you have to actually play. You've got 5 days from your first drop to try it for real. If you've done the work and it's still not landing, email me, show me what you made, and tell me why it isn't valuable to you. I'll ask a couple of questions, and if you're being straight with me, I'll refund you. "It didn't work" with nothing to show for it doesn't qualify.

After Day 5, it's yours, and so is everything still unlocking. Miss a live drop and you're not losing it either way, because every session gets replayed in the room. Nothing unlocks early, but nothing expires, so if Tuesday eats you alive you pick it up on Thursday.

And if you're not sure this is your table? Don't guess and hope. Message me before you buy and I'll tell you straight if it's a fit. I'd rather you feel good about your seat than sorry you sat down.

Q11I ALREADY OWN SOME OF YOUR SKILLS.tap for the answer, obvi
I already own some of your skills. What's my move?

Then you already know what ONE skill can do. The challenge is the system that makes them sing together.

And no, you are not paying twice. The whole stack comes with the seat, so the ones you already own just show up as reinforcements and the rest fill in gaps you did not know you had. What you are actually buying is the 21 days that make them work together.

Q12WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DAY 21?tap for the answer, obvi
What happens when the 21 days are over?

You walk away owning the two things that actually matter, forever, because they're yours: the skills (they're files, you download them, they live on your computer) and the entire brand you built (your Brand OS, strategy, and visuals, all sitting in your own Claude and your own folders). None of that depends on me or any platform sticking around.

The replays and the room live in the community, and you've got them for as long as the community's running. No countdown clock on your seat, no paying to keep watching. And if I ever wind the community down or move it somewhere else, you get real notice and a way to download every replay before anything changes. You will not wake up locked out of something you paid for. Then you downgrade Magnific to the $20 plan, keep Claude, and keep running the system on your next launch or your next client. Day 22 is the point: the challenge ends, the operating system doesn't.

End of the tour

THE HOUSE
ALWAYS WINS.

This one didn't. I folded on my own challenge and left the table standing so you could walk through it.

Everything you just scrolled got built out of conversations with Claude. That part was never the hard part. The next thing is already in the works, and the list hears it first.

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No dates · No cart · No countdown · Just first dibs on whatever I build next

I called it off. You're touring the page anyway. Nothing here is for sale.

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